One of my students was late to class today.
She stuck around after class to explain why. She says, "I was late today because my bag was nuggeted at gym class."
"Your bag was what?"
"Nuggeted."
"What's that?"
"It's when they take your bag, empty out all your books, turn it inside out, and then put everything back in."
I didn't write her up for being late. You can't make shit like that up.
The other thing that kids do is they "tray" each other. That's when you find an unattended bag in the cafeteria and stick a lunch tray inside. So when kids get to their class they open their bags and find a lunch tray alongside their books.
Cold blooded, yo.
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if there's no food on the tray, i think it's a good joke.
if there is food on the tray, however, it becomes a great jokes.
Is this any different than giving someone a "sneaker wedgie" or "capping" someone? Because I never did those in high school either.
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