Today, three blocks from my house, City of Chicago police officers killed...a cougar.
No joke. A cougar.
Read about it here.
I just got home from band practice at 10 PM. I had to walk a block from the car to my house. It's dark out. Just imagine turning the corner, guitar in hand, and seeing a cougar staring you dead in the eyes. One on one. Man vs. beast.
I would shit my pants.
That's not just an expression, either. I would literally shit my pants.
A cougar?!
Well, I can cross one more thing off my list of shit to worry about: getting mauled by a cougar on a Roscoe Village side street.
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Wow I'm really glad the schools are taking notice of this problem and not the 30 person killing spree that happened last weekend!
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